It's more than a memecoin, it's a sh*t ton of fun 😁

A SH*T TON of words 💬

(our manifesto)

TON ain't for normies. It's a diamond in the rough, and we're here to make it SHINE! A Shit Ton ($ASTON) is the fuel for the TON degenerate army. LFG!!! 🚀

We're bringing the dankest memes and the fattest bags to the TON party. Owning A Shit Ton is the ultimate flex, the only way to show you're a true TON chad. Our goal? Pump $ASTON so hard it breaks the internet, collab with the sickest projects, and shill TON till our fingers bleed.

To hell with roadmaps! We run on pure FOMO and diamond-handed TON belief. The plan is simple:

Become a meme god, spread A Shit Ton gospel far and wide
Airdrops galore – watch your wallet explode with $ASTON
Max chaos, 24/7. We sleep when $ASTON moons.
TON titans, it's time to unleash your inner degen.

Own A Shit Ton, own a piece of the TON revolution!

I declare myself to be a proud member of the A Shit Ton community by signing this super official document

(aka. share to X, probably nothing!)

Right now, we are at...

Phase 1: Building Community

Phase 2: Building the "Shit TON" Ecosystem

Token launch, Airdrop, Game, etc.

Phase 3: Expansion

10,000,000,000 Total supply

Follow X or TG to update our airdrop schedule & fun stuff